Disorder in Court

I would love to see someone compiling the disorders in our local courts...Any lawyer!!!


Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."


Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"


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