Friday, June 11, 2010

Learn English to Copulate in UK

Robert Penn Warren once said,“Storytelling and copulation are the two chief forms of amusement in the South. They're inexpensive and easy to procure.” Alas!! new UK government is prohibiting people to enjoy this inexpensive exercise.

A new legislation is in the process of making which will deny entry to people from outside the EU who marry British citizens but don’t speak English. This new law requires a command of English to the level “of a five- to seven-year-old”.

The rules will apply to spouses, fiancées and unmarried couples who already live in Britain as well as new applicants.

So, people from Asian region (Pakistan, Bangladesh and India) are now going to learn English first to go ahead with lying in bed with the soul mate. Speaking the language of the country that you live in is not a bad thing to do. But making it compulsory to actually stop people from coming over to Britain due to language barrier is disgraceful. People can learn there, People Can!!

Daniel Trilling wrote, "Of the 900,000 Britons who live in Spain, how many speak reasonable Spanish? Do all of the 500,000 British people living in France speak French to “the level of a five- to seven-year-old”? Perhaps many of them simply follow the time-honoured tradition of Brits abroad by going red-faced in the sun as they slowly repeat “WHERE-IS-THE-NEAREST-TOILET” in increasingly loud and exasperated tones."

In the end, I do wonder though that "Were they offended by the Kamasutra offered first in Native language or what?"

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