Sugar Export

Weeks back , i have mentioned about the sugar crisis we may see in future. Now, here is more to the story.
Like Wheat , now exporters are going to export sugar as the domestic needs can be met easily. They stated that its just for some gains. Even Mr. President mentioned other day in press conference that what is wrong in getting some quick bucks? (Sorry sir!!! but at the expense of local inflation..NO WAY).

Read the story here

Judicial Slingshot

Judicial slingshot was re-invented from Mr. President on his visit to Europe. He has referred again and again to the judicial activism , nepotism and corruption behind his November 3 action. He has smashed the hanging judge with his slingshot. His remarks can be found here [ENGLISH JOURNALISTS CONFERENCE] and here [RUSI].

Now, after getting smashed and trapped in nest , Iftikhar Chaudary somehow managed to come out with his version. Here is what he started with...

I am the Chief Justice of Pakistan presently detained in my residence since
November 3,2007 pursuant to some verbal, and unspecified, order passed
by General Musharraf.I have found it necessary to write to you, and
others, because during his recent visits toBrussels, Paris, Davos
and London General Musharraf has slandered me, and my
colleagues, with impunity in press conferences and other addresses and meetings.
In addition he has widely distributed, among those whom he has met, a slanderous
document (hereinafter the Document) entitled: “PROFILE OF THE FORMER CHIEF JUSTICE OF PAKISTAN”.

Read the full article here.


Meanwhile, Rashid Qureshi, Musharraf's spokesman, dismissed Chaudhry's claim he was under house detention, saying he was in fact illegally occupying an official residence that he had been asked to vacate.
Qureshi also rejected Chaudhry's description of the president as an "extremist general." "The world recognises him as a moderate and a balanced personality. He has been working for the last eight years to make Pakistan's conservative society into a moderate one," he said.


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King Came To Rescue Sapoy

And when everyone is criticizing SHORTCUT AZIZ of bringing havoc to the country economy, king (read SUPREME LEADER OF MILITARY PAKISTAN) came to rescue.

Reportedly, patient named Shaukat got ill after remarks by his friends (read foes) that the whole country is facing economic instability due to shaukat. The patient called on 911 (or 1122) for emergency rescue as he is trapped in the hole (read man-hole). Emergency staff immediately responded back as the patient used to be the huge investor of the pocket of Emergency LEADER. They got hold of him in hotel in LONDON. and gave some tranquilizers and injections of pure blood (read blood of Pakistanis poor). And then rescued him from the mess with slapping on the faces of insects (read FREE MEDIA).

Read the slap sentences here.

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Who's gonna tie the bell?

Most of the members of the committee set up by caretaker Prime Minister Mohammad Mian Soomro recently to ascertain the accuracy, reliability and credibility of the data gathered by the Federal Bureau of Statistics (FBS), were themselves involved in the formulation of the figures they now have to judge.

Read the story here.

Courtesy : THE NEWS

Musharraf charging on Senior Journalist

Hope most of the people have read this post in news here and there but if you still haven't then try it out here.

All the links of audio are pasted for you to listen!!!

Comments are welcome!!