Hilarious Girl Profiles from Shaadi Online - GEO Tv

Got this in email. Its so hilarious that I m LMAO. Just go through it and learn the basic grammar :)

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in Lahore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from Sunni (Wahabi) educated family from PAkPAtan she is also know about SHARIYAT, and other homework(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my Hyderabad i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam Seemi my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
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my name is amina begum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam Saiqa. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)

Dexter Season 5 Trailer

Ufone Priority Services Launched

Ufone started new service to provide better service to its valuable customers. Its called 'Priority Service'. As a Priority customer, you will be entitled to a host of benefits and services, like Free SIM change, service at doorstep and a dedicated Relationship Manager, to cater your service related requirements against your mobile number.

Once your are selected, you will be notified about your Relationship Manager who will provide you the personalized services. In case of any required assistance, you can call on your Priority Service Personnel or send an email to priorityservices@ufonegsm.net

A great step indeed to help out the Ufone customers. Truly Appreciated!!

Bank Alfalah Education & Retirement Investment Policies

Nazaar Eyle - Lyrics & Translation

Lyrics

Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle
Yüce Hakan sefere gitmiş, bilge Hatun dokuz doğurmuş
Dokuz oğlan beş yaşına gelmiş, dokuzu birden kılıç kuşanmış
Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle
Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle
Sırma saçlı kırk güzel gelmiş, levent boylu kırk yiğide varmış
Düğün dernek kırk gece sürmüş, kırk deve kırk koyun kurban kesilmiş
Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle
Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle
Avucuma bir kuş konmuş, biri tutmuş kanadın yolmuş
Biri kesmiş öteki yemiş, garip Barış hani bana demiş
Nazar eyle, nazar eyle, nazar eyle, gel yanıma pazar eyle

Translation

Nazaar eyle
Look at me…
(Repeat)


Gill yanama pazaar eyle
Gather around and we will make it a lively bazaar
(Repeat)


(Repeat 1 & 2)


Youjay hahkaan saifaray gitmeesh
The Supreme Khan went on a war


Bilgay khatoon dau kooz dau Urmoosh
And the Wise Woman gave birth to nine sons


Dau kooz olaan baish yashina gelmish 
The nine sons became five years old


Dau kooz bir then kihlich kushanmush
And all nine had their own girds and swords


Nazaar eyle
Look at me…


Gill yanama pazaar eyle
Gather around and we will make it a lively bazaar

(Repeat 1 & 2)

Sirrmaa sachlooh kirk gyuzell galmeesh
Then there were forty beauties with golden hair


Levent boylou kirk yiday varmush
They married forty handsome knights


Do-oun dernek kirk geje soormush
Their weddings continued for forty nights and forty days


Kirk deve kirk koyun kurbann kai-silmieesh
Forty camels and forty sheep were slaughtered


Nazaar eyle
Look at me…


Gill yanama pazaar eyle
Gather around and we will make it a lively bazaar
(Repeat 1 & 2)

From: http://lyricstranslate.com

From: http://lyricstranslate.com

Modesty Comparison - Germany Vs Pakistan

German Defence Minister Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg leaves on his bicycle after he attended a book presentation.

He was also spotted riding bicycle when he came for Economic Council Meeting. What a modesty. But when ministers in Pakistan travel on roads, we also see the modesty. Roads get empty somehow.  Have a look (Courtesy: Karachi MetBlogs)

Tachdjian's Pediatric Orthopaedics 4th Edition

Got Tachdjian's Pediatric Orthopaedics 4th Edition book in CHM format. If anyone wants, just write down your email address in comments. I will send it out to you.

Veil or No-Veil - Muslim Reply

Non-Muslim: so you're a Muslim religious leader.. I have one problem with you Muslims: you oppress your women.

Muslim: How do we oppress women?

Non-Muslim: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in the homes.

Muslim: I have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY

Non-Muslim: What? How can one oppress money?

Muslim: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing

Non-Muslim: It will get stolen, obviously.

Muslim: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity.